The Hillbilly has come to The Cave seeking his true love, but does desire burn too brightly in his heart?
The Carnival is in town, and by town I mean the cave, and the Hillbilly's desire, the Amazing Two-Legged Woman, wants nothing more than a Pink Bear. The only problem is that the only teddy bear around requires 5 Carnival Tickets. Thus the Hillybilly sets out to collect the tickets and win the heart of his true love.
