Steam Achievements
Complete each requirement to receive the achievements
UnlockableHow to unlockI am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing DiseaseThis achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10000 kisses totalI am One in a Million and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like MeAwarded for racking up over 999999999 points totalI Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA a Whole LotAwarded for completing 4096 jumpsI Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer and Love Myself For ItAwarded for breaking 1000 scoring platesI Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two and Have Lived to Tell the TaleAwarded for completing your 128th jump