(note the percentage next to each achievements reflects the percentage of owners of the game who have earned it).
Race for the Pennant
Run 25 kilometers. 51.7%
Iron Kurtain
Take 1000 points of damage in a single life. 50.0%
Hard to Kill
Get five kills in a row without dying. 49.8%
Nemesis
Get five revenge kills. 39.9%
Camp Fire
Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area. 39.5%
Marxman
Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the minigun. 37.9%
Next of Kindling
Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him. 36.9%
Flamethrower
Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds. 36.3%
Second Degree Burn
Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro. 34.5%
Rasputin
In a single life, get shot, burned, bludgeoned, and receive explosive damage. 34.1%
Dead Heat
Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you. 33.9%
Caber Toss
Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land. 33.6%
Dropped Dead
Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman. 32.7%
Be Efficient
Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot. 32.6%
Socket to Him
Headshot an enemy Demoman. 31.7%
Doc Holiday
Have a dispenser heal 3 teammates at the same time. 31.6%
Master of Disguise
Trick an opposing Medic into healing you. 30.3%
Ghastly Gibus Grab
Dominate a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn your own. 30.2%
Spies Like Us
While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy. 29.2%
Uncivil Engineer
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you and the sentry that just killed them. 29.0%
Sniper Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. 28.6%
War Crime and Punishment
In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you. 28.2%
Grey Matter
Get 25 headshots as a Sniper. 28.2%
Triple Prey
In a single round, get a kill with 3 different weapons. 27.8%
Weenie Roast
Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time. 27.7%
Burn Notice
Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked. 27.6%
Dynasty
Win 20 games. 27.5%
Powerhouse Offense
Win 2Fort with a shutout. 27.3%
Bedside Manner
Be healing a teammate as he achieves an achievement of his own. 26.8%
Surgical Prep
Have an ÜberCharge ready before the Setup phase ends. 26.7%
Quadruple Bypass
Heal a teammate who's taking fire from 4 enemies at once. 25.9%
Frontier Justice
Have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you within 10 seconds. 25.7%
Shoot the Breeze
Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit. 25.6%
Land Grab
Help a teammate construct a building. 25.3%
Crock Block
Survive a direct hit from a critical rocket. 25.2%
Self-destruct Sequence
Headshot 10 enemy Snipers. 25.1%
Midwife Crisis
Heal an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire. 25.0%
You Only Shiv Thrice
Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds. 24.9%
Spy Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Spy pack. 24.8%
Red Oktoberfest
Earn a domination for a Medic who's healing you. 24.6%
Australian Rules
Dominate an enemy Sniper. 24.5%
Vanguard Party
Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round. 24.5%
Riftwalker
Kill an enemy within 5 seconds of you traveling through an Engineer's teleporter. 24.3%
Engineer Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. 24.2%
Play Doctor
In a team with no Medics, be the first person to switch to Medic after a teammate calls for 'Medic!', and then heal 500 health. 23.8%
De-sentry-lized
Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns. 23.6%
Identity Theft
Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as. 23.4%
Permanent Revolution
Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun. 23.4%
Wings of Glory
Kill an enemy soldier while both you and the target are airborne. 23.2%
I Fry
Ignite 10 disguised Spies. 23.2%
Enemy at the Gate
Kill an opponent within the first second of a round. 23.0%
Sentry Gunner
Accumulate 10 sentry gun kills with a single sentry. 23.0%
Come in From the Cold
Get a Revenge kill with a backstab. 22.9%
War Crime Spybunal
Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate. 22.8%
Spontaneous Combustion
Ignite 10 cloaked Spies. 22.5%
Deputized
Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill. 22.3%
Team Doctor
Accumulate 25000 heal points as a Medic. 22.1%
Trauma Queen
Deploy 3 ÜberCharges in less than 5 minutes, and assist in 5 kills during that time. 22.1%
Hardcore
Accumulate 1000 total kills. 22.0%
Escape the Heat
Jump into a pool of refreshing water while on fire. 22.0%
Dead Reckoning
Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead. 21.6%
Sniper Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. 21.4%
Pyro Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Pyro pack. 21.4%
Double Blind Trial
Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his. 21.2%
Burn Ward
Ignite 3 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. 21.1%
If You Build It, They Will Die
Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position where it achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed. 21.1%
Constructus Interruptus
Kill an Engineer who is working on a sentry gun. 21.0%
BarbeQueQ
Cause a dominated player to leave the server. 21.0%
Slash and Burn
Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn. 21.0%
Communist Mani-Fisto
Kill an enemy with a critical punch. 21.0%
Soldier Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. 20.8%
High Value Target
Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates. 20.8%
Texas Two-Step
Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun. 20.7%
Side Retired
Capture the last point in a CP map. 20.7%
A Cut Above
Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife. 20.5%
Doc, Stock, and Barrel
Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic. 20.5%
Fire and Forget
Kill 15 players while you're dead. 20.2%
Where Eagles Dare
Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch. 20.0%
Crockets Are Such B.S.
Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row. 20.0%
No-Hitter
Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot. 19.9%
Heavy Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. 19.4%
Pilot Light
Ignite a rocket-jumping Soldier while he's in midair. 19.0%
Überectomy
Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. 18.9%
Spy Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Spy pack. 18.9%
I'm Bat Man
Survive 500 damage in one life. 18.9%
Rationing
Kill an enemy with your shotgun while you're out of minigun ammo. 18.8%
Five Second Plan
Kill an enemy in the first 5 seconds after you exit a teleporter. 18.5%
Counter Espionage
Backstab a disguised Spy. 18.4%
Hot on Your Heels
Kill 50 enemies with your flamethrower, from behind. 18.4%
Trust Your Feelings
Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope. 18.4%
Brothers in Harms
Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier. 18.4%
House Call
Join a game that one of your friends is in and then deploy an ÜberCharge on him. 17.9%
Backdraft Dodger
Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds. 17.7%
Soviet Union
Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy. 17.6%
Blind Fire
Destroy an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher. 17.6%
Pyro Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Pyro pack. 17.5%
Firewatch
Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in. 17.3%
Heavy Industry
Fire $200,000 worth of minigun rounds in a single life. 17.3%
Head of the Class
Play a complete round with every class. 17.3%
Engineer to Eternity
Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire. 17.0%
The Wrench Connection
Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench. 16.8%
Demoman Milestone 1
Achieve 5 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. 16.7%
0wn the Means of Production
Remove 20 stickybombs by killing the Demomen who produced them. 16.7%
Pincushion
Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them. 16.5%
Icing on the Cake
Get 20 kills on players that you're dominating. 16.5%
Lenin A Hand
Help 5 teammates get revenge on their nemeses. 16.5%
Engineer Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. 16.4%
Lightning Offense
Win Well in 5 minutes or less. 16.4%
Dr. Nooooo
Backstab a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. 16.4%
Sniper Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Sniper pack. 16.2%
Medic Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Medic pack. 16.1%
Impenetrable Defense
Successfully defend Dustbowl without giving up a capture. 16.1%
Lumberjack
Kill 3 people with your axe in one life. 16.1%
Trailblazer
Ignite 10 enemies that have recently used a teleporter. 16.1%
Die Another Way
Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his Razorback. 15.9%
Hypocritical Oath
Kill an enemy Spy that you have been healing. 15.9%
The Melbourne Supremacy
Dominate a Sniper. 15.9%
Baptism by Fire
Force 10 burning enemies to jump into water. 15.7%
Well Plaid!
Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman. 15.5%
Sapsucker
Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds. 15.5%
Set the Table
Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed. 15.5%
Spyalectical Materialism
Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies. 15.4%
Soldier Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. 15.4%
If You Build It
Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction. 15.4%
Mutually Assured Destruction
Kill an enemy sniper with a rocket after he kills you. 15.3%
Laddy Macdeth
Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher. 15.3%
Firefighter
Kill 500 enemies. 15.3%
May I Cut In?
Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other. 15.2%
Guns of the Navar0wned
Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range. 15.2%
Batting the Doctor
Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. 15.0%
Triplecrossed
Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life. 14.9%
Spy Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Spy pack. 14.9%
Batter Up
Perform 1000 double jumps. 14.8%
Heavy Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. 14.8%
Screamin' Eagle
Kill 20 enemies from above. 14.8%
Stealing Home
Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available. 14.7%
Ready for Duty
Complete each class to unlock the next. 14.6%
FYI I am a Spy
Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last 5 seconds. 14.5%
Triple Steal
Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round. 14.4%
OMGWTFBBQ
Kill an enemy with a taunt. 14.4%
Scout Milestone 1
Achieve 10 of the achievements in the Scout pack. 14.4%
Gun Down
Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol. 14.4%
That's a Wrap
Save your very first replay. 14.4%
Pyro Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Pyro pack. 14.3%
Beat Me Up, Scotty
Use a critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players. 14.2%
Pyrotechnics
Kill 3 enemies in a single ÜberCharge. 14.1%
Death From Below
Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit. 14.1%
Attention Getter
Ignite 100 enemies with the flare gun. 14.0%
Friendship is Golden
Extinguish a burning teammate with your Jarate. 13.9%
Glasg0wned
Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher. 13.8%
Closer
Destroy 3 teleporter entrances. 13.8%
Semper Fry
Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire. 13.7%
Preventive Medicine
Block the enemy from capturing a control point with an ÜberCharged teammate. 13.6%
Jarring Transition
Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy. 13.6%
Revengineering
Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun. 13.6%
Cooking the Books
Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intelligence. 13.5%
Sleeper Agent
Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in the last 20 seconds. 13.5%
Big Pharma
Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies, where neither of you die. 13.5%
Triple Play
Capture three capture points in a row in one life. 13.5%
Arsonist
Destroy 50 Engineer buildings. 13.3%
Shorn Connery
Decapitate a cloaked Spy. 13.3%
For Whom the Shell Trolls
Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land. 13.3%
Hotshot
Kill a Soldier with a reflected critical rocket. 13.3%
Kook the Spook
Kill 10 Spies with your Kukri. 13.2%
Sawbones
Hit enemies with your bonesaw 5 times in a row without dying or missing. 13.1%
Relentless Offense
Win Hydro without giving up a capture. 13.0%
Jumper Stumper
Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman. 13.0%
Firewall
Ignite 5 Spies who have a sapper on a friendly building. 12.9%
Clearcutter
Kill 6 people with your axe in one life. 12.9%
Wetwork
Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate. 12.9%
Demoman Milestone 2
Achieve 11 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. 12.9%
Show Trial
Kill an enemy with a taunt. 12.8%
Factory Worker
Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser. 12.7%
William Tell Overkill
Pin an enemy Heavy to the wall via his head. 12.7%
Brainspotting
Decapitate 50 enemy players. 12.6%
Have a Plan
Capture the flag in CTF. 12.6%
The Last Wave
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving to them. 12.5%
Rode Hard, Put Away Wet
Jarate an enemy that you're dominating. 12.5%
Supreme Soviet
Get ÜberCharged 50 times. 12.4%
Rain on Their Parade
Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him. 12.4%
Division of Labor
Kill 10 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die. 12.4%
Insurance Fraud
Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an enemy Medic. 12.3%
First Do No Harm
Play a full round without killing any enemies, and score the highest on a team of 6 or more players. 12.3%
Battle Rustler
Teleport 100 team members into battle. 12.2%
He Who Celt It
Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage. 12.2%
Deep Undercover
While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life. 12.2%
Quick Draw
Kill a spy and two sappers within 10 seconds. 12.2%
Controlled Burn
Ignite 50 enemies capturing one of your control points. 12.1%
Medic Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Medic pack. 12.1%
There Can Be Only One
Decapitate your nemesis. 12.0%
Belittled Beleaguer
Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs. 12.0%
Group Health
Work with 2 other Medics to deploy 3 simultaneous ÜberCharges. 12.0%
Joint Operation
Sap an enemy sentry gun within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another. 12.0%
Impossible Defense
Successfully defend Gravel Pit without giving up a capture. 11.9%
Fall Classic
Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback. 11.9%
Built to Last
Help a single building tank over 2000 damage without being destroyed. 11.9%
World Traveler
Play a complete game on 2Fort, Dustbowl, Granary, Gravel Pit, Hydro, and Well (CP). 11.8%
Get Along!
Manage to get to and then remove a sapper placed on your building while you were several meters away. 11.6%
Fire Chief
Kill 1000 enemies. 11.6%
Soldier Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Soldier pack. 11.6%
The Man from P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E.
Stab an enemy while fencing. 11.6%
Infernal Medicine
Extinguish 100 burning teammates. 11.6%
Retire the Runner
Kill a Scout while they are under the effect of Crit-a-Cola. 11.6%
Purge
Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own. 11.5%
Engineer Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Engineer pack. 11.5%
Shock Treatment
Kill a spy whose backstab attempt was blocked by your Razorback. 11.5%
Texas Ranger
Haul buildings 1 km over your career. 11.5%
Scout Milestone 2
Achieve 16 of the achievements in the Scout pack. 11.4%
Tri-Splatteral Damage
Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket. 11.4%
The Targe Charge
Charge and kill someone with your shield bash. 11.4%
Grand Rounds
Heal 200 teammates after they've called for 'Medic!'. 11.3%
Left 4 Heads
Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill. 11.3%
Be Polite
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing your hat. 11.3%
Dance Dance Immolation
Kill 3 enemies while they're taunting. 11.3%
Heavy Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Heavy pack. 11.3%
Sleepy Holl0WND
Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann. 11.3%
Placebo Effect
Kill 2 enemies in a single life, while having your ÜberCharge ready, but undeployed. 11.2%
Freezer Burn
Provide enemies with freezecam shots of each of your taunts. 11.2%
Saturation Bombing
Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw. 11.2%
Shafted
Stab an enemy with an arrow. 11.1%
Parting Shot
Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability wears off. 11.1%
Consolation Prize
Get backstabbed 50 times. 11.0%
Cry Some Moor!
Destroy 50 buildings. 11.0%
Triage
Deploy an ÜberCharge on a teammate less than a second before they're hit by a critical explosive. 11.0%
Autoclave
Assist in burning 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Pyro. 11.0%
Class Struggle
Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair. 10.9%
Geneva Contravention
Kill 3 defenseless players after a single match has ended. 10.9%
Gorky Parked
Kill 25 enemies while you're standing on a control point you own. 10.7%
Makin' Bacon
Kill 50 Heavies with your flamethrower. 10.7%
Ride of the Valkartie
Ride the cart for 30 seconds. 10.7%
Hot Potato
Reflect 100 projectiles with your compressed air blast. 10.6%
On Her Majesty's Secret Surface
Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available. 10.5%
Round-Tripper
Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times. 10.4%
Dodgers 1, Giants 0
Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandvich. 10.4%
Valve Gift Grab 2011 – TF2
Collect three gifts dropped by opponents. 10.3%
Consultation
Assist a fellow Medic in killing 3 enemies in a single life. 10.2%
Combined Fire
Use your shotgun to finish off 20 players you've ignited. 10.2%
Konspicuous Konsumption
Eat 100 sandviches. 10.2%
Demoman Milestone 3
Achieve 17 of the achievements in the Demoman pack. 10.1%
Slammy Slayvis Woundya
Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer. 10.1%
Pop Fly
Kill 20 players while double-jumping. 10.1%
Highland Fling
Sticky jump a really long way... 10.0%
The Extinguished Gentleman
Have dispensers you built extinguish 20 burning players. 9.9%
Dominator
Get 3 dominations in a single life. 9.9%
Caught Napping
Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature. 9.9%
Pushkin the Kart
Get 50 caps on payload maps. 9.9%
Spray of Defeat
Use a grenade to gib a player. 9.9%
Loch Ness Bombster
Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting. 9.8%
Artful Dodger
Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch. 9.8%
Moon Shot
Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball. 9.8%
Diplomacy
Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador. 9.8%
Pipebagger
Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs. 9.7%
Costume Contest
Kill a Spy disguised as your current class. 9.7%
Medic Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Medic pack. 9.7%
Redistribution of Health
Heal 1000 damage with med-kits in a single life. 9.7%
Unforgiven
Kill 3 enemies with revenge crits without dying. 9.6%
A Fresh Pair of Eyes
Dominate a player using the Pyrovision Goggles and earn your own pair! 9.6%
Scotch Tap
Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander. 9.5%
Who's Your Daddy?
Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador. 9.5%
The Cycle
In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water. 9.5%
Ubi concordia, ibi victoria
Assist in killing 3 enemies on an enemy control point, in a single life. 9.4%
First Blood
Get the first kill in an Arena match. 9.4%
Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad
In a single life, kill 3 enemies while they are achieving an objective. 9.4%
Robbin' Hood
Take down an intelligence carrier with a single arrow. 9.4%
Scout Milestone 3
Achieve 22 of the achievements in the Scout pack. 9.3%
Bloody Merry
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face. 9.3%
Bravehurt
Kill 25 players defending a capture point or cart. 9.3%
FYI I am A Medic
Use your bonesaw to kill a spy who has been calling for 'Medic!'. 9.3%
Ain't Got Time to Bleed
Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed. 9.1%
Autopsy Report
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting above their ragdoll. 9.1%
Peer Review
Kill 10 Medics with your bone saw. 9.1%
Agent Provocateur
Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times. 9.1%
Out of the Park
Bat an enemy 25 meters. 9.1%
Second Opinion
ÜberCharge 2 teammates at once. 9.0%
Death from Above
Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land. 9.0%
Three Times a Laddy
Dominate 3 Engineers. 9.0%
Medical Intervention
Save a falling teammate from dying on impact. 9.0%
Kill Everyone You Meet
Kill 1000 enemies. 8.9%
Silent Pardner
Upgrade 50 buildings built by other team members. 8.9%
No Man's Land
Use a sentry gun to kill 25 enemy players that are capturing a point. 8.8%
Intern
Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life. 8.7%
Doctor Assisted Homicide
Assist in killing 20 nemeses. 8.7%
Point Breaker
Kill 15 enemies who are standing on a control point they own. 8.7%
Scared Stiff
Kill a player scared by a ghost. 8.7%
The Man with the Broken Guns
Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3 of his buildings within 10 seconds. 8.7%
Does It Hurt When I Do This?
Kill 50 Scouts with your syringe gun. 8.5%
Don't Touch Sandvich
Kill 50 Scouts using Natascha. 8.5%
The Stickening
Kill 3 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation. 8.5%
Honky Tonk Man
Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar. 8.4%
Party Loyalty
Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic. 8.4%
Plan B
Kill 10 enemies while you're both underwater. 8.3%
Pownd on the Range
Kill 10 enemies outside the normal sentry gun range using the Wrangler. 8.3%
Beanball
Stun a Scout with their own ball. 8.3%
Got A Light?
Ignite an enemy Spy while he's flicking a cigarette. 8.3%
Hamburger Hill
Defend a cap point 30 times. 8.2%
The Argyle Sap
Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single Sticky bomb detonation. 8.2%
Stalin the Kart
Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times. 8.0%
Worth a Thousand Words
Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute. 8.0%
Blunt Trauma
Assist in punching 2 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Heavy. 7.9%
Candy Coroner
Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat. 7.8%
Trench Warfare
Kill your nemesis with a shovel. 7.8%
Number One Assistant
Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single round. 7.7%
Frags of our Fathers
Gib 1000 people. 7.5%
With Friends Like these...
Play in a game with 7 or more players from your Friends list. 7.5%
Borscht Belt
Kill 10 Heavies with The K.G.B. 7.4%
You'll Feel a Little Prick
Assist in killing 3 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Scout. 7.4%
Blast Assist
Assist in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge on a Soldier. 7.3%
Six-String Stinger
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your guitar playing skills. 7.3%
Something Stickied This Way Comes
Kill 30 players with air burst sticky bombs. 7.3%
The Big Hurt
Stun 2 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge. 7.2%
Fistful of Sappers
Destroy 25 sappers on buildings built by other team members. 7.2%
The Boostie Boys
Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life. 7.1%
Double Mauled Scotch
Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump. 7.1%
Is It Safe?
Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points. 7.1%
Crime and Punishment
Kill 10 enemies carrying your intelligence. 7.0%
S*M*A*S*H
Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge. 7.0%
Mass Hysteria
Have 6 teammates using Pyrovision at the same time. 6.9%
Skullpluggery
Headshot 20 Snipers with the Ambassador. 6.9%
Duty Bound
While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land or just after landing. 6.8%
The Longest Daze
Kill 5 stunned players. 6.8%
Rio Grind
Perform 50 repairs and/or reloads on a Sentry gun being Wrangled by another Engineer. 6.8%
Sticky Thump
Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs. 6.8%
Strike Zone
Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned. 6.8%
Near Death Experience
Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health. 6.8%
Spymaster
Backstab 1000 enemies. 6.8%
Family Practice
ÜberCharge 5 of your Steam Community Friends. 6.8%
Block the Plate
Block 50 point captures. 6.7%
Medals of Honor
Finish a round as an MVP on a team of 6 or more players 10 times. 6.7%
The High Road
Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it. 6.7%
Bomb Squaddie
Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life. 6.7%
Specialist
Accumulate 10000 heal points health in a single life. 6.7%
Gored!
Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal. 6.6%
Second Eye
Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump. 6.6%
Attack o' Lantern
Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs. 6.6%
Doctoring the Ball
Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge. 6.6%
Beaux and Arrows
Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow. 6.5%
Death Metal
Pick up 10,000 waste metal from pieces of destroyed buildings. 6.5%
For Your Eyes Only
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse. 6.5%
Optical Defusion
Kill MONOCULUS! 6.4%
Medical Breakthrough
Assist in destroying 5 enemy Engineer buildings with a single ÜberCharge on a Demoman. 6.4%
My Brilliant Career
Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6 or more players. 6.3%
Foul Territory
Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy. 6.3%
Jarate Chop
Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri. 6.3%
Soviet Block
While invulnerable and on defense, block an invulnerable enemy Heavy's movement. 6.3%
Quick Hook
Kill a player in Well before the round starts. 6.2%
Building Block
Have a sentry shielded by the Wrangler absorb 500 damage without being destroyed. 6.1%
A Year to Remember
Get 2004 lifetime kills. 6.1%
Kollectivization
Get 1000 assists. 6.0%
We Can Fix It In Post
While watching a replay, press space bar to enter the editor. 6.0%
Drugstore Cowboy
Have dispensers you created dispense a combined amount of 100,000 health over your career. 6.0%
Gore-a! Gore-a! Gore-a!
Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts. 6.0%
Photostroika
Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you taunting while invulnerable. 6.0%
Krazy Ivan
Kill 50 enemies while both you and your victim are underwater. 5.9%
(Not So) Lonely Are the Brave
Keep a Heavy healed with your dispenser while he gains 5 kills. 5.8%
Masked Mann
Collect the Haunted Halloween Gift in Mann Manor. 5.6%
Brushback
Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart. 5.6%
Breaking Morant
Kill 10 Snipers with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler. 5.6%
Kilt in Action
Kill 500 enemy Soldiers 5.4%
Out, Damned Scot!
Kill 500 enemy Demomen 5.4%
Two Minute Warring
Be part of a team that wins within two minutes. 5.4%
The Scottish Play
Get a melee kill while sticky jumping. 5.4%
First Blood, Part 2
Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff. 5.4%
Chief of Staff
Accumulate 1 million total heal points. 5.4%
Sap Auteur
Destroy 1000 Engineer buildings with sappers. 5.4%
Trade Secrets
Kill 20 players carrying the intelligence. 5.3%
Tam O'Shatter
Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic. 5.2%
Spynal Tap
Kill 20 spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building. 5.2%
Search Engine
Kill 3 cloaked Spies with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler. 5.2%
.executioner
In a single wave, kill 15 bomb-carrying robots in a row before they level up. 5.1%
Robbed Royal
Destroy 100 enemy sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance. 5.0%
Scotch Guard
Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single Stickybomb detonation 3 separate times. 5.0%
Cap Trap
Kill an enemy who is capturing a control point with a critical hit. 4.8%
Patent Protection
Destroy an enemy Engineer's sentry gun with a sentry under control of your Wrangler. 4.7%
Dive Into a Good Book
Get to Loot Island and claim your reward! 4.6%
Banner of Brothers
Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner. 4.6%
Deus Ex Machina
Defeat a wave in a Tour of Duty mission without dying once. 4.6%
How the Pests Was Gunned
Destroy 50 enemy stickybombs lying in range of friendly buildings. 4.6%
Escape Ferocity
Kill an enemy who has damaged the Australium carrier in the last 3 seconds. 4.6%
BFF²
Have 2 BEST FRIENDS at the same time. 4.5%
Wage Against the Machine
Earn a money bonus at the end of a wave. 4.3%
Pyromancer
Do 1 million points of total fire damage. 4.3%
Fast Cache
Pick up a money pile that is about to expire. 4.0%
Real Steal
Win a round in which the enemy team has attempted to capture your final control point. 3.9%
Time For Your Close-Up, Mr. Hale
Render a replay into a movie. 3.7%
Star of My Own Show
Spend some time editing a replay. 3.7%
Best Little Slaughterhouse in Texas
Rack up 5000 kills with your sentry guns. 3.6%
Ctrl + Assault + Delete
Destroy a sentry buster before it reaches its target. 3.4%
Steel Fragnolias
Complete all waves successfully in a mission. 3.4%
Rocket Booster
Win a round after the enemy team has opened the rocket lid. 3.3%
Tartan Spartan
Do 1 million points of total blast damage. 3.3%
Dead Heat
Play through a back-and-forth battle for 15 control point captures. 3.3%
Sackston Hale
Craft the Saxton Hale Mask. 3.1%
Clockwork Carnage
Destroy two tanks within 5 seconds of each other. 3.0%
Mission Control
Pick up the Australium from its home position and capture it without dropping it. 2.6%
Terminated, Too
Kill a player by pushing them into the cauldron fire. 2.5%
Circle the Wagons
Repair 50,000 damage to friendly buildings constructed by other players. 2.4%
Classassin
Get one or more kills as all nine classes in one round. 2.4%
Foundry Milestone
Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Foundry pack. 2.4%
Claim Jumper
Capture a control point within 12 seconds after exiting a teleporter. 2.4%
Raze the Roof
Kill two people on the roof of the center control point in a single life. 2.3%
Five the Fast Way
Capture the final control point within five seconds of your team capturing the previous control point. 2.3%
Home Movie
Achieve 100 YouTube™ views for your movie. 2.2%
Foundry Force Five
Play in a game with five or more players from your Friends list. 2.2%
Local Cinema Star
Achieve 1000 YouTube™ views for your movie. 2.1%
The Crucible
Win 137 Rounds. 2.0%
Cap-ogee
Win a round with at least 5 teammates on the elevator. 1.7%
Blockbuster
Achieve 100,000 YouTube™ views for your movie. 1.5%
Indie Film Sensation
Achieve 10,000 YouTube™ views for your movie. 1.5%
Real Steal
As an Engineer, escape with your sentry as a sentry buster is about to detonate. 1.5%
Failure to Launch
Kill 3 players riding the elevator within 10 seconds. 1.1%
Balls-E
Destroy the tank during the final seconds of the bomb being deployed. 1.1%
Raid Array
Complete the Crash Course, Doe's Drill, and Manouvers missions. 1.1%
Kritical Terror
Use a canteen charged with 'Crit Boost' to destroy a giant robot. 1.0%
German Engineering
Use a canteen charged with 'ÜberCharge' to destroy 15 robots. 0.8%
Lift-offed
Push a player into the rocket's exhaust path at the end of the round. 0.7%
Space Camp
Kill an enemy within the broken crate area while they attempt to pick up the neutral Australium. 0.7%
Plan Nine to Outer Space
Launch the rocket as all 9 classes. 0.7%
Turbocharger
As a Soldier, buff 4 or more teammates at the same time during a wave. 0.7%
Shell Extension
Use a canteen charged with 'Ammo Reload' to refill an empty weapon slot during a wave. 0.7%
Best Case Scenario
Kill 6 enemies carrying the Australium during the same round. 0.6%
Doomsday Milestone
Achieve 7 of the achievements in the Doomsday pack. 0.6%
The Great Deflate
Kill 79 enemies who have Balloonicorn pets. 0.5%
Full Spectrum Warrior
Ignite 3 enemy players using your Rainblower taunt. 0.5%
Flight Crew
Play in a game with 5 or more players from your Friends list. 0.5%
Clockwork Conqueror
Destroy a tank within 20 seconds of its arrival. 0.5%
System Upgrade
Max out all primary weapon upgrades. 0.5%
Engine Block
Prevent the bomb from ever reaching an alarm zone during the final wave of a Tour of Duty mission. 0.4%
The Fight Stuff
Win 138 Rounds. 0.4%
Maximum Performance
Max out all resistances on a single class. 0.3%
Undelete
Use a canteen charged with 'Instant Building Upgrade' to build a new sentry gun within 3 seconds of your previous sentry gun's destruction during a wave. 0.3%
Ghost in the Machine
Use a canteen charged with 'Teleport to Spawn' and then kill the bomb carrier within 5 seconds. 0.3%
Sly Voltage
As a Spy, sap 10 robots at once. 0.2%
Vial Sharing
As a Medic, share your canteen 5 times in a wave. 0.2%
Hard Reset
As a Pyro, reset the bomb 3 times in a single wave. 0.2%
Negative Charge
Kill 5 Medics that are ready to deploy an ÜberCharge in a wave. 0.2%
Spam Blocker
Defend the hatch 10 times as robots are about to deliver the bomb during a wave. 0.2%
Do Androids Dream?
As a Scout, using the Sandman mark for death 15 robots in a wave. 0.2%
Tech Wrecker
As a Demoman, kill 10 robots in a single detonation. 0.1%
Spark Plugger
As a Sniper, kill 4 enemies simultaneously. 0.1%
Brotherhood of Steel
Complete a mission with 5 people on your Friends list. 0.1%
T-1000000
Collect 1,000,000 credits in your career. 0.1%
Frags to Riches
Earn all money bonuses in a Tour of Duty mission. 0.1%
Hack of All Trades
World Tour Redux - Finish a mission as a single class for every class. 0.1%
Silicon Slaughter
Destroy 100,000 robots. 0.1%
Metal Massacre
Destroy 1,000,000 robots. 0.1%
Heavy Mettle
As a Heavy, use rage to push a robot about to deliver the bomb during a wave
