"I'm a bad man."
"Well, hello stranger!"
"This time is our time..."
"Second time's the charm!"
"Back, and deadlier than ever!"
"Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice [garbled gibberish]... Aw, c'mon! I thought we fixed that!"
"Can't. See. A. Thing. Absolutely no improvement."
"Not gettin' better with age!"
"Now this is just getting embarrassing."
"If anyone asks, I killed you."
"Hey, be a sport, lady, and just tell 'em I killed you."
"Give 'em hell, young lady!"
"[Warped electronic sounds] Gah! I can't see a thing! What just happened? Better open fire..." *click-click-click*"Oh my god! You saved my bacon, pal! Where are we going? Is this a jailbreak?"
"I, uh, don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me bullets? Are there bullets up there? Where's my gun?"
"Blam! Blam-blam-blam! See? I'm not defective!"
"Shootin' blanks every time.""Watch and learn everybody, watch and learn."
