| What You Always Wanted | 25 | |
| Complete the game once with any characters. | ||
| Who Wants to Live Forever | 40 | |
| Finish the game with none of your characters dying. | ||
| Shoplifting | 5 | |
| Take the Postcard from the Postcard Display into the cave. | ||
| Remorse | 5 | |
| Bring the Postcard all thr way through the game and return it to the Postcard Display. | ||
| Win-win-win-win-win-win-win | 40 | |
| Play through the game with every character. | ||
| The Whole Story | 40 | |
| Collect all Cave Paintings. | ||
| Well Done | 10 | |
| Have a character get flamed by the Crystal Cave Monster to cook a Hot Dog in the Gift Shop Section. | ||
| Royal Buffet | 10 | |
| Follow the King to the Princess' chamber in the Knight's Section. | ||
| Weight of the Beast | 10 | |
| Place the Hillbilly, Knight, Time Traveler, Wrench, Sledgehammer, and Barbell on the Guess Your Weight Machine in the Hillbilly's Section. | ||
| Fire In The Hole | 10 | |
| Have all three characters die from a stick of the Miner's dynamite. | ||
| Walk Like An Adventurer | 10 | |
| Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph. | ||
| Such Bad Children | 10 | |
| Jump on the parents bed until it breaks in the Twins Section. | ||
| Smells Like Team Spirit | 10 | |
| Make all three characters smell like dino in the Time Traveler's Section. | ||
| To Soothe A Savage Beast | 10 | |
| Record and play back the elevator music from The Zoo's kiosk. | ||
| Hazardous Work Environment | 10 | |
| Slip off the same ledge the scientist does in the Scientist Section. | ||
| Embrace Impermenance | 10 | |
| Collapse both bridges in the Monk's Section. | ||
| Creamed Corn | 10 | |
| Destroyed both Cans of Corn: one by the Miner's dynamite and one by the powder keg explosion. | ||
| Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies | 15 | |
| Had the foretuneteller Xavetar read everyone's fortune. |
