Steam Achievements:
Dead Presidents
Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
The Welcome Wagon
Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.
A Better Person
Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Opulence, You Has It
Complete 'Party Time'.
Shake and Bake
Complete your first Challenge.
Go Into the Light
Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Haters Gonna Hate
Kill 1000 Gang Members.
Bo-Duke-En
Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Gotta Break Em In
Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
I Heart Nyte Blayde
Complete 'STAG Party'.
Ow My Balls!
Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.
kill-deckers.exe
Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Titanic Effort
Complete Act 2.
Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains
Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Murderbrawl 31
Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
Tower Defense
Complete Act 1 in one way.
Gangstas... In Space!
Complete Act 3 in another way.
Kuh, Boom.
Complete Act 1 in another way.
Pimped Out Pad
Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Getting the Goods
Find 25% of all Collectibles.
Tank You Very Much
Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.
The American Dream
Customize 10 vehicles.
Who Loves Ya Baby
Kill 50 brutes.
Have A Reality Climax
Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.
Too Close to the Son
Complete Act 3 in one way.
Bromance in the Row
Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.
And Boom Goes the Dynamite
Complete all instances of Heli Assault.
Third and 30
Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.
Ouch.
Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.
Tune In, Drop Off
Complete all instances of Trafficking.
Fence Killa 2011
Complete all instances of Mayhem.
Gender Equality
Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.
Porkchop Sandwiches
Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.
Your Backseat Smells Funny
Complete all instances of Escort.
Jumped In
Create and share a character online.
Hanging With Mr. Pierce
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.
Double Dose of Pimping
Complete all instances of Snatch.
Mourning Stars
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.
Hack the Planet
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.
Public Enemy #1
Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Flash the Pan
Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.
Xenaphobe
Kill Space Brutina.
First Contact
Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.
Eye of the Bee-Holder
Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.
Sting Operation
Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Tour de Farce
Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.
Cowboy Up
Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.
Revenge of the Navigator
Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.
Do a Barrel Roll!
Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.
C-List Celebrity
Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.
Storm the Yarn
Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.
My Pet, Monster
Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".
Bright Lights, Big City
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.
Supaa-Excellent!
Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.
I Do My Own Stunts
Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.
Union Buster
Kill 15 cameramen.
Life of the Party
Find 100% of all Collectibles.
Send in the Clones
Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.
Everything is Permitted
Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.
Murder in the Jungle
Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.
The Johnnyguard
Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.
Get Off My Back
Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Warrior Princess
Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.
Stick the Landing
Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Stay Classy Steelport
Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.
Genki Bowl Champ
Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.
Lights! Camera! Action!
Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.
Partners in Crime
Beat all Missions in Co-op.
Hi-Jack It
Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.
Flame On
Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
Love/Hate Relationship
Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.
B.A.M.F.
Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.
Feeding Time
Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).
Cooked To Perfection
Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).
Crew of Two
Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).
You're the Best...
Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.
We're Takin' Over
Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
You're My Hero!
Complete ALL Challenges.
Weird Science
Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Gellin' Like Magellan
Explore every hood in Steelport
