Xbox 360 Achievements:
| Dead Presidents | 10 | |
| Complete 'When Good Heists...'. | ||
| The Welcome Wagon | 15 | |
| Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'. | ||
| We're Takin' Over | 20 | |
| Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'. | ||
| Tower Defense | 20 | |
| Complete Act 1 in one way. | ||
| Kuh, Boom. | 20 | |
| Complete Act 1 in another way. | ||
| Gotta Break Em In | 25 | |
| Complete 'The Ho Boat'. | ||
| I Heart Nyte Blayde | 25 | |
| Complete 'STAG Party'. | ||
| kill-deckers.exe | 25 | |
| Complete 'http://deckers.die'. | ||
| Titanic Effort | 40 | |
| Complete Act 2. | ||
| Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains | 25 | |
| Complete 'Zombie Attack'. | ||
| Murderbrawl 31 | 25 | |
| Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'. | ||
| Mr. Fury Would Be Proud | 30 | |
| Complete Act 3 in one way. | ||
| Gangstas... In Space! | 30 | |
| Complete Act 3 in another way. | ||
| Hanging With Mr. Pierce | 25 | |
| Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district. | ||
| Mourning Stars | 25 | |
| Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district. | ||
| Hack the Planet | 25 | |
| Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district. | ||
| You're the Best... | 25 | |
| Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district. | ||
| Bright Lights, Big City | 80 | |
| Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport. | ||
| Ouch. | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud. | ||
| Tune In, Drop Off | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Trafficking. | ||
| And Boom Goes the Dynamite | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Heli Assault. | ||
| Fence Killa 2011 | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Mayhem. | ||
| Your Backseat Smells Funny | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Escort. | ||
| Double Dose of Pimping | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Snatch. | ||
| Porkchop Sandwiches | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Trail Blazing. | ||
| Go Into the Light | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Guardian Angel. | ||
| Tank You Very Much | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem. | ||
| Have A Reality Climax | 20 | |
| Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax. | ||
| Everything is Permitted | 10 | |
| Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets. | ||
| Hi-Jack It | 10 | |
| Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets. | ||
| Getting the Goods | 10 | |
| Find 25% of all Collectibles. | ||
| Life of the Party | 20 | |
| Find 100% of all Collectibles. | ||
| Shake and Bake | 10 | |
| Complete your first Challenge. | ||
| You're My Hero! | 30 | |
| Complete ALL Challenges. | ||
| Ow My Balls! | 10 | |
| Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault. | ||
| Gender Equality | 10 | |
| Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character. | ||
| Bo-Duke-En | 10 | |
| Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style. | ||
| Love/Hate Relationship | 10 | |
| Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members. | ||
| Gellin' Like Magellan | 20 | |
| Explore every hood in Steelport. | ||
| Who Loves Ya Baby | 10 | |
| Kill 50 brutes. | ||
| A Better Person | 15 | |
| Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store. | ||
| Haters Gonna Hate | 15 | |
| Kill 1000 Gang Members. | ||
| Cowboy Up | 10 | |
| Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot. | ||
| Pimped Out Pad | 10 | |
| Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory. | ||
| Flash the Pan | 10 | |
| Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport. | ||
| Third and 30 | 40 | |
| Spend over 30 hours in Steelport. | ||
| Jumped In | 10 | |
| Create and share a character online. | ||
| Opulence, You Has It | 20 | |
| Complete 'Party Time'. | ||
| Stay Classy Steelport | 10 | |
| Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar. | ||
| The American Dream | 10 | |
| Customize 10 vehicles. | ||
| DLC: Genkibowl VII | ||
| Cost: 560 MSP Achievements: 10 Points: 100 | ||
| Cooked To Perfection | 10 | |
| Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity). | ||
| Get off My Back | 5 | |
| Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity). | ||
| Stick the Landing | 5 | |
| Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing). | ||
| Cat on a Hot Tin Roof | 10 | |
| Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing). | ||
| Flame On | 10 | |
| Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing). | ||
| Feeding Time | 10 | |
| Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki). | ||
| Murder in the Jungle | 10 | |
| Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki. | ||
| Storm the Yarn | 10 | |
| Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm. | ||
| C-C-C-Combo Breaker | 10 | |
| Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo. | ||
| Genki Bowl Champ | 20 | |
| Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII. | ||
| DLC: Gangstas in Space | ||
| Cost: 560 MSP Achievements: 10 Points: 100 | ||
| C-List Celebrity | 20 | |
| Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space. | ||
| Do a Barrel Roll! | 10 | |
| Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean. | ||
| Revenge of the Navigator | 10 | |
| Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming. | ||
| Warrior Princess | 10 | |
| Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks. | ||
| Pew! Pew! Pew! | 10 | |
| Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol. | ||
| Lights! Camera! Action! | 5 | |
| Collect all 6 hidden clapboards. | ||
| Xenaphobe | 10 | |
| Kill Space Brutina. | ||
| Union Buster | 10 | |
| Kill 15 cameramen. | ||
| First Contact | 10 | |
| Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene. | ||
| I Do My Own Stunts | 5 | |
| Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene. | ||
| DLC: The Trouble With Clones | ||
| Cost: 560 MSP Achievements: 10 Points: 100 | ||
| B.A.M.F. | 10 | |
| Defeat 15 enemies at Technically Legal using only melee attacks. | ||
| Public Enemy #1 | 10 | |
| Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car. | ||
| Weird Science | 10 | |
| Complete mission 'Weird Science'. | ||
| Eye of the Bee-Holder | 10 | |
| Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron. | ||
| Sting Operation | 5 | |
| Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'. | ||
| Tour de Farce | 10 | |
| Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'. | ||
| Supaa-Excellent! | 10 | |
| Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball. | ||
| Send in the Clones | 5 | |
| Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow. | ||
| The Johnnyguard | 10 | |
| Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge. | ||
| My Pet, Monster | 20 | |
| Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones..." | ||
