Perks are like passive abilities that will always be there whenever you have chosen one. There are a total of 20 in the game and you'll be able to choose 10 for your character. You'll gain access to Perks as you get friends on Facebook, with the first point being unlocked at 7 friends.
| Perk | Description |
|---|---|
| Dirty Fighting | Inflict additional damage against (and take less damage from) enemies suffering from Grossed Out. |
| Apprentance | Your maximum PP is increased by 20%. |
| Fight or Flight | Your attacks do increased damage when you are critically injured. |
| Let It Slide | Debuffs applied to you last one less turn than normal. |
| Power Bottom | Each time you perform a magic attack with your weapon, recover some PP. |
| Counter Fart | Counterattack enemies with your ass--requires mana delivers more damage than a weapon counter. |
| All Outta Bubble Gum | Using potion now gives you Attack Up in additional to the potion's usual effects. |
| Griefer | Become one with the taunt, inflicting extra damage against (and taking less damage from) Pissed Off enemies. |
| Marksman | Your ranged weapon attacks inflict extra damage. |
| Protect My Balls | You take greatly decreased damage when critically injured. |
| Brain Food | You gain 10 PP every time you use a healing item. |
| Healing Wind | Each time you perform a magic attack with your weapon, recover some HP. |
| Growing Boy | Your maximum health increases by 20%. |
| Mauler | Your melee weapon attacks do extra damage. |
| Sucker Punch | You gain 2 PP when using a healing item. |
| Blood Lust | Inflict additional damage to (and take less damage from) enemies suffering from bleeding. |
| Fart of War | Inflict additional damage when using a magic attack with your melee or ranged weapons. |
| Lasting Impression | Status effects you apply last one turn longer. |
| Necessary Roughness | Inflict more damage to stunned targets. |
| Pyromaniac | Inflict additional damage to (and take less damage from) burning enemies. |
