Friends are one of the two main collectibles in the game, with them unlocking Perks as you reach certain thresholds. There is a total of 121 friends in the game, although you will only have 120 at the end of the game. Some of the friends are missable, meaning progressing past a certain point in the game will not make them accessible anymore. If this happens, you will have to start a new game.
The Friends will be listed in alphabetical order and any that are missable will be both bolded and italicized.
| Friend | Location |
|---|---|
| Al Gore | In between Bijou Theatre and Tweek Bros. shop; Accept ManBearPig sidequest |
| Allie Nelson | After recruiting the girls, you can talk to her in the girls' clubhouse |
| Amber | Part of Dropping the Kids Off sidequest |
| Annie | Outside City Hall; Save her from bullies |
| Bartender | Reward for completing Rats in the Cellar |
| Beary | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Beavery | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Bebe | Part of the main story |
| Big Gay Al | Inside Mr. Slave's ass during Beat Up Clyde; Must quickly answer the cell phone when it rings |
| Bill | Found on second floor of school during Attack the School; Defeat kids they're fighting |
| Billy | Complete Hide n' Seek sidequest |
| Bishop of Banff | After fighting him in Canada during Forging Alliances, you must spare him |
| Bradley | Besides Stan's house, hiding behind the bushes; Requires Gnome Dust |
| Butters | Part of the main story |
| Cartman | Part of the main story |
| Catatafish | Part of the main story |
| Chickadee-y | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Chinpokomon Toy Corporation | Collect all 30 Chinpokomon |
| Chris Donnely | In Elven Kingdom (Kyle's backyard); Speak after completing Attack the School |
| Clyde | In Kupa Keep (Cartman's backyard) at beginning of game; Speak to him before speaking with Cartman (he will unfriend you but it still counts) |
| Cornwallis | Part of Dropping the Kids Off sidequest |
| Crab Person | In the cave portion of the sewers; Must have Nagasaki fart before you can reach him |
| Craig | Part of the main story |
| Dad | Inside you house; Requires 50 friends |
| Damien | Inside the Bijou Theatre |
| Deery | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| DogPoo | In Elven Kingdom (Kyle's backyard); Complete Restoring the Balance sidequest |
| Dougie | Right outside of Butters' house |
| Douglas | Inside pink building between Unplanned Parenthood and Photo Dojo; Shoot upper right window and use Alien Probe to get inside building |
| Duke of Vancouver | Part of the main story |
| Earl of Winnipeg | Part of the main story |
| Esther | Go to Post Office and get News Office building key, then go to News Office to find Esther |
| Filmore | Complete Hide n' Seek sidequest |
| Firkle | Part of the main story |
| Flora | Complete Hide n' Seek sidequest |
| Fossey | Found on second floor of school during Attack the School; Defeat kids they're fighting |
| Foxy | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Francis | Right outside of Kyle's house; Destroy his snowman and talk to him |
| Frog King | Part of the main story |
| General Disarray | Get the Chaos Lair Key from Butters' house and go to Butters' U-Stor-It locker; He's inside |
| Heidi | After recruiting the girls, you can talk to her in the girls' clubhouse |
| Henrietta | Part of the main story |
| Ike | During Beat Up Clyde, Ike will get beat up trying to light a firework; Fart on the lit lighter to finish the job and he will become your friend |
| Jason | Buy something from him in Elven Kingdom (Kyle's backyard) |
| Jenny | Complete Hide n' Seek sidequest |
| Jessie | After recruiting the girls, you can talk to her in the girls' clubhouse |
| Jessie Rodriguez | Part of the main story |
| Jesus | Complete Find Jesus sidequest |
| Jimbo | Complete Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo sidequest |
| Jimmy | Complete Magical Songs sidequest |
| Karen | Inside Kenny's house |
| Kelly Gardner | West of the Bus Stop; In front of the orange house |
| Kelly Rutherford | At the Bus Stop west of your house; Requires 20 friends |
| Kenny | Complete Flower for a Princess sidequest |
| Kevin Stoley | Complete Vulcan Around sidequest |
| Kyle | Part of the main story |
| Lemmiwinks | Inside 5th Grade classroom on second floor of school during Attack the School; Do not go into 4th Grade classroom first |
| Leroy Mullens | Requires Gnome Dust; Break open vent next to Esther and shrink down, then climb the ladder to the roof of the News Office building |
| Lola | Inside Post Office; Requires 40 friends |
| Mayor McDaniels | Complete The Homeless Problem sidequest |
| Michael | Part of the main story |
| Millie | Behind Unplanned Parenthood building |
| Minister of Montreal | Part of the main story |
| Mom | Inside your house after visiting Kupa Keep |
| Monica | Part of the main story |
| Mousey | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Mr. Adler | Complete PTA Problems and then talk to him sitting at the PTA table |
| Mr. Broflovski | Outside of Kyle's house |
| Mr. Garrison | Complete PTA Problems and then talk to him sitting at the PTA table |
| Mr. Hankey | Complete Dropping the Kids Off sidequest |
| Mr. Hat | Part of the main story |
| Mr. Kim | Complete Mongolian Beef sidequest |
| Mr. Mackey | Complete Wasted Cache sidequest |
| Mr. McCormick | To the left of Skeeter's Bar |
| Mr. Slave | Complete Mr. Slave's Package sidequest |
| Mr. Stotch | Inside of Butters' house |
| Mr. Tweak | Purchase a Speed Potion Ultra at Tweek Bros. coffee shop |
| Mrs. Biggle | Sitting in front of Post Office (if not there, will appear after completing main story) |
| Mrs. Broflovski | Complete PTA Problems and then talk to him sitting at the PTA table |
| Mrs. Cartman | Inside of Cartman's house |
| Mrs. Hankey | Complete Dropping the Kids Off sidequest |
| Mrs. Marsh | Inside of Tom's Rhinoplasty; Purchase something from her |
| Mrs. McCormick | Inside Kenny's house |
| Mrs. Stotch | Inside Butters' house |
| Mrs. Tweak | Purchase a Speed Potion Ultra at Tweek Bros. coffee shop |
| Ned | Complete Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo sidequest |
| Nelly | After recruiting the girls, you can talk to her in the girls' clubhouse |
| Officer Barbrady | Standing right outside of Tom's Rhinoplasty |
| Pete #1 | Inside of Clyde's garage; Shoot down ladder and enter attic of the garage to find him |
| Pete #2 | Part of the main story |
| Phillip | Part of the main story |
| Polly Prissypant | After Cartman becomes your Buddy, head to his bedroom and speak to the doll on his bed (Cartman must be your active Buddy) |
| Procupiney | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Priest Maxi | Complete Find Jesus sidequest |
| Prince of Canada | Part of the main story |
| Princess of Canada | Part of the main story |
| Principal Victoria | Complete PTA Problems and then talk to him sitting at the PTA table |
| Quaid | Complete Hide n' Seek sidequest |
| Rabbity | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Raccoony | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Randy Marsh | Part of the main story |
| Red | After recruiting the girls, you can talk to her in the girls' clubhouse |
| Romper Stomper | Find the Jail Cell Key inside of the locker room at the police station, then unlock his cell with it |
| Sally | Complete Hide n' Seek sidequest |
| Santa | Requires Alien Probe; Get into locker room at police station and get onto the fire escape, then teleport to the roof of the building |
| Scott Malkinson | At Kupa Keep (Cartman's backyard) |
| Sergeant Yates | Inside of police station after Nazi Zombie outbreak; Complete Nazi Zombie Bounty sidequest; Nazi Zombies disappear after completing main story |
| Shelly Marsh | In her room at Stan's house; Must complete The She-Ogre first |
| Simon | Part of the Dropping the Kids Off sidequest |
| Skeeter | Complete Rats in the Cellar sidequest |
| Skunky | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Sparrow Prince | Part of the main story |
| Squirrely | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
| Stan | Complete The She-Ogre sidequest |
| Terrance | Part of the main story |
| Timmy | Complete The Timmy Express sidequest |
| Token | Part of the main story |
| Tweek | Part of the main story |
| Underpants Gnome | Complete Phase 1 sidequest |
| Wendy | Part of the main story |
| Woodpeckery | Go into Lost Forest and go right, up, right, down, and right; Accept Satan as your True Lord |
